When your morning exercise is cut short during a set of upside down pull-ups because the pull-up bar suddenly rips out the wall as you"re 4 feet in the air and inverted 180 degrees over hard ceramic tile floors. #ivefallenandicantgetup #rofl #thanksgravity
I turn on my car to find two lights on the dash. On the right, the check engine light and on the left, the empty gas tank light. As I roll over the bumps in my apartment complex, the gas light dims and disappears for a few seconds. It lets me know that there's still a bit sloshing around in there. I open my g-mail to find an e-mail from my ex. The air around me began to fizzle and my heart paused as I read. It lets me know that there's still a bit sloshing around in there. <|3